Does Defense Need Help? The Government (in threesome with the PD), meanwhile, thinks of the sex shops ...

(To David Rossi)
30/06/19

Here is what growth they were talking about! And to think that we, so candid, had thought of economic development: instead, the majority were greenish (in a threesome enjoy with PD, it must be said) he prepared this surprise! This time the "little hand" acted right under the nose of the deputy premier Di Maio, he usually so careful to find "mischievous little touches" to the laws of the State. Or maybe even lower than the nose, given that the recent Growth Decree does not allow producers of childcare articles, not the book industry1, but to the sex shops to take advantage of the municipal contributions granted to favor the expansion or reopening of the shops closed for at least six months in the centers up to 20 thousand inhabitants.

"The benefits - as reported by the Sole 24 Ore, not by Libero or Repubblica - are provided by an amendment to the growth decree that imports the provisions of the tax simplification bill already approved by Montecitorio at first reading ". Thus, something rises, even if it is not the GDP nor the investments in Defense.

Now, did you really feel the lack of this provision? In a recent article, dozens of readers of Defense Online indicated a myriad of problems in the sector (and a reflection of Italian security) that await urgent and serious interventions. Of the billions promised by Trenta and by the same Di Maio the shadow is still not seen. But our heroes (accepting a spicy proposal from the Dems) offer meanwhile to the defense staff and to all the citizens the way to have fun.

As reported by Il Sole 24 Ore which cites the InfoCamere-Unioncamere data of Movimprese (updated in March 2019), the sex shops in Italy are 315: half are in Northern Italy and are concentrated mainly in Lombardy (69), Lazio ( 34) and Emilia-Romagna (33). They have a turnover of almost one billion euros and a clientele that spends an average of one "hundred" on the purchase.

Mind you: the Defense industry is worth 13,5 billion for Italy, from work to 160.000 employees and exports the 70% of production. And yet, to win - in the favor of the amorous trio M5S, Lega and PD - was the dildo industry, which - despite being made in China - obviously it is important to all politicians. Donato Iacovone, CEO of Ey in Italy recently talked about the importance "To integrate and involve the entire supply chain in the digital transformation process" and of "A smart supply chain (which) can allow companies in the sector to make the necessary qualitative leap". Do we want to compare it with the jumps in the blankets after visiting the sex shops?

What to say, then, of the problems of Defense: declining investments, senior staff and, in the words of gen. Tricarico, a government action that "It does not guarantee the efficiency of the military instrument, it does not support the Defense development programs and wants to stiffen the exports of our military industries". Here, ultimately, the government is serious about its intention to "stiffen"! From citizenship income to state Viagra the step is to drink!

The beauty is that, this time everyone has fallen for it: like any Marrazzo, caught in a pecoreccia situation. Their activists will say that it has nothing to do with it, that they are two distinct things, that dildos and missiles cannot be confused. But, meanwhile, the armed forces are promises and press conferences useful just to post on the Internet; to those who work in sexual instruments to pay aid immediately.

Dear politicians, as disappointed lovers we must tell you: we did not like it at all, because you have enjoyed yourself, as always.

The other day the Prime Minister Conte in a formidable supercazzola on the subject of the infringement procedure concluded: "We try not to always be anti-Italians for a party".

Is it just me who thinks that certain measures appear to be made by mail to make fun of the Italians who work seriously on the part of those who, while filling their mouths with patriotism, do not really care about the interests of the country?

1 If they had supported the book, certainly no one would have accused certain of our leaders with a third-grade diploma or a high school diploma taken for the broken bonnet ...

Photo: presidency of the ministers' rabbit